Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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Not just the funniest from WKRP but from all of TV. I've seen it a hundred times and I still laugh our loud when I see those scenes. Thanks for sharing.
“As God is my witness….”
 
Not just the funniest from WKRP but from all of TV. I've seen it a hundred times and I still laugh our loud when I see those scenes. Thanks for sharing.
I will never forget that show. In fact I was by the building in cincy they where to be broad casting from twice this past summer.
 
A man gets pulled over by the police around 3am.
The cop asks him, "Where are you going at this time of night?"
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the unhealthy effects of tobacco."
The cop then asks, "Really? Who is giving lectures at this time of night?"
The man replies, "My wife."
 
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank all the whiskey before I rode home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike 7 times on the ride home.
 
A woman meets a grizzled army sergeant in a bar and their conversation turns to the intimate. She asks him when the last time was that he had made love to a woman. The sergeant replied, "2002, ma'am." The woman in disbelief said, "2002?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better." The woman then took him back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the him and said, "Well, that was amazing - you sure haven't forgotten anything since 2002!" The sergeant looked at her, confused, and replied, "I sure hope not, it's only 2230 now."
 
I would love to find it on YouTube, but do you remember that scene in a Cheers episode where they want to get Cliff away from the bar and they point across the room and say “hey cliff, that guy over there says you don’t know anything about photosynthesis.” And off he goes.
 
I was shagging this married woman on the kitchen table when we heard a car outside.

"Oh shit! My husband! Quick, use the back door!"

In retrospect, I probably should have left. But that's not an invitation you get every day.
 

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