Tucker K5
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- Oct 15, 2020
- 243
- Boat Info
- 2011 SLX 270, Just bought slightly used with 28 hours (9/2020).
2006 680 Sun Sport
- Engines
- SLX 270 8.2 Mercruiser Bravo 3
Sun Sport 680 Cat C30s
Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em
- Thread starter The Bill Collector
- Start date
Nater Potater
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- Oct 19, 2020
- 2,646
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- 1992 300DA Sundancer
- Engines
- Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
@Tucker K5, I don't get the punchline; what was that about Jeffery Epstein?
Tucker K5
Well-Known Member
- Oct 15, 2020
- 243
- Boat Info
- 2011 SLX 270, Just bought slightly used with 28 hours (9/2020).
2006 680 Sun Sport
- Engines
- SLX 270 8.2 Mercruiser Bravo 3
Sun Sport 680 Cat C30s
I dunno!
That’s just how it came to me so I passed it on to the crowd.
Nater Potater
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- Oct 19, 2020
- 2,646
- Boat Info
- 1992 300DA Sundancer
- Engines
- Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
When I turned 50 and started to get annual physicals, my GP apologized that he'd have to check my prostate. I thought he was going to swallow his tongue when I told him "Don't bother; I'm already doing self-exams."
Pirate Lady
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Wow! Just Wow! aaaand we have a winner!
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,391
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
- Aug 23, 2013
- 530
- Boat Info
- 2005 Sea Ray 280 Sundancer
- Engines
- Twin 4.3L 220 HP, Alpha 1 Drives, 5E Genny, AC
Nater Potater
Well-Known Member
- Oct 19, 2020
- 2,646
- Boat Info
- 1992 300DA Sundancer
- Engines
- Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
A pediatrician reaches into his shirt pocket to grab a pen and comes out with a rectal thermometer. The clerk snickers. He quickly returns the thermometer in hopes of retrieving his pen, but out comes another thermometer! Looking deep into his pocket, he announces "Some asshole's got my pen!"
TimW
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- Jul 2, 2018
- 1,225
- Boat Info
- 2003 260 Sundancer
Tri-axle venture trailer
F250 diesel truck
- Engines
- 350 MAG MPI
Probably 100x more common to take a kids temp rectally than an adults.
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,391
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,391
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,391
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
- Mar 11, 2013
- 6,902
- Boat Info
- Sara Belle
2005 Weekender 215
- Engines
- Mercruiser 5.0 mpi, Bravo III
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,391
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
Well done
Carpediem44DB
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- Aug 18, 2015
- 3,230
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- 2000 Carver 506
2006 44 DB Sedan Bridge
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- Volvo TAMD 74 P
Timeflys
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- Dec 7, 2013
- 736
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- "Frequent Flyer"
2002 Sundancer 360
- Engines
- Merc Horizon 8.1s
