Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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Out in the back roads the Pope talked his driver into letting him drive. The pope was doing over 90 mile per hour when he passed a cop. In chasing the limousine, the officer radioed in the license plate number. After doing so the dispatcher did not hear another transmission. Becoming concerned dispatch called out to the officer. After a long while the officer replied. I pulled the limousine over and saw the Pope was driving. After seeing him driving I got in my car and got out of there as fast I as I could.

I figured with the Pope driving I didn’t want to know who was in the back seat.
 
Alright, if we're going to resort to blond jokes, here's one of my favorites:
Three BFF's walk into a bar. A blond, a brunette, and a redhead. The brunette walks up to the bartender and asks for a "W-W".
"I'm sorry; I don't know what that is." "White wine! Duh!"
Next, the redhead walks up and asks the bartender for an "R-W".
"Let me guess; Red Wine?" "Duh!"
Finally, the blond walks up and asks for a "15".
"Okay, you really got me with that one."
"Seven and Seven! DUH!"
 
I was a happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was just one thing that was bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two wore tight mini skirts, and was generally bra less. It had to be deliberate. One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over and check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock I couldn’t say a word. She said, I’m going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment then turned around and made a beeline straight for the front door. I opened the door and headed straight for my car. Lo and behold her entire family was standing outside cheering. My future father-in-law came up to me with tears in his eyes hugged me and said congratulations you past our test. The moral of the story…………… Always keep your condoms in the car.
 
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