Bad boat names

I don’t care for boat names with the word “knot” in them and if the name is written in that font that looks like rope, it aggravates me.

No offense to anyone, just a pet peeve.
 
I am no prude by any means and enjoy a cold beer and an off color joke but the boat names with sexual innuendo are creepy and classless.
 
Ours was "first born" when we bought it, we liked it and kept it. Our "second born" ;) will be here in June so I'm sure plenty of comments will be inbound this summer at the dock
 
My 340 was “Queen Bee”.... had me stumped until I met the old owners wife....
 
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Aquaholic. Over used.

That’s the name my current boat came with. There are three on my dock alone.

My previous boat was “The Money Pit” after the movie and the fact there was always something that needed fixed.
 
"My Dixie Wrecked"

LOL!!!

My first cruiser, a 250 Sundancer, was owned by two females and had the name "The African Queen". Well, being that I grew up in South Africa there was NO WAY that was making it to the dock. I'd have never heard the end of it. I closed on the boat on a Tuesday in December and had the name removed within an hour.
 
One that was really hard for me to do was a lady that just got divorced and she got the boat and wanted it named " Was His "

When I moved onto my current dock there was a lady (term used loosely) with a 44 Cruisers with the name "Hell Hath No Fury..."
 
winner winner chicken dinner. That has to be the worst.

I protest and call for a recount! Sure, that name is childish and embarrasses everyone aboard, but at least it’s a legit pun.

I’ve never known anyone to have a “Dixie” however. I don’t know what one is. Do they exist? Can they be wrecked? Is wrecked being used as adjective or a verb?
 
I protest and call for a recount! Sure, that name is childish and embarrasses everyone aboard, but at least it’s a legit pun.

I’ve never known anyone to have a “Dixie” however. I don’t know what one is. Do they exist? Can they be wrecked? Is wrecked being used as adjective or a verb?

I have a Dixie but I'm afraid I haven't wrecked it in a while.
 
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