Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[MrHappy]

Last night I went to a Christmas party. I had a few eggnogs, followed by some beers, a few cocktails, and then of course a few shots.
I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I've never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waived it past. I arrived home safely with no incident. This was both a relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even remember where I got it, now that it is in my garage, I'm not sure what to do with it.

Back in the day my best friend drove for a wrecker service. We used to go to the bars and towed my car around.

 

[fr8dog]

 

[MrHappy]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[firecadet613]

This should go in the vax thread.

 

[techmitch]

This should go in the vax thread.

Actually, it should be posted in quite a few vax/covid threads.

 

[MrHappy]

This should also be in a “vax/covid thread.”

I am putting this out there as a Conservative Republican. Most likely those on my “ignore list.”

 

[MrHappy]

 

[1956olds]

Oh, absolutely. You may only make it to the end of the ramp but if you were in the boat before it sank on the trailer you could make the claim that you had boated on the loop.

I'm not sure you could get membership in the Great Loop Club or whatever that name is.

its the aglca and i have been a member since 2001.

 

[Gofirstclass]

Thanks for updating my feeble old memory.

 

[MrHappy]

 

[Jaybeaux]

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That's funny because it's TRUE!

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[MrHappy]

I was “Today Years Old" when I learned …... 62

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[zool]

 

[Steve S]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]