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  1. #21
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Cape Cod
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    2008 240DA, Garmin 545s, North Star NS100ss. MMSI#338093894
    Engine(s)
    350 Mag Seacore BR3
    Posts
    2,393

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    H2ONUT, at this rate you should catch Gary by mid night

  2. #22
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Shelton, CT
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    2000 215EC
    Engine(s)
    5.0 EFI Mercruiser Alpha
    Posts
    2,598

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    I'll post more tomorrow... my e-mail here is FILLED with funny crap!
    ~Mark~
    "Tide the Knot"
    2000 215EC 5.0 EFI Alpha
    Shelton, CT



  3. #23
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Live California; Boat Seattle
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    2003 400DB, Simrad NSS12, 6100i, Furuno Navtex, KVH M3 Harbormaster Mark II
    Engine(s)
    Cummins 6 CTA'S 8.3 417 BHP.
    Posts
    906

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al View Post
    Good one.

    "You , you have your boat" answer....
    I hate that answer
    THE SEA is noble in her impartiality. She harbors, feeds, maims, and drowns with disregard for age or race or creed; the sole bias she can be accused of is that she won’t tolerate a fool. By: Ferenc Máté

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  4. #24
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Lake Lanier Cumming, GA
    Boat
    SeaRay
    Details
    2002 Sundancer 340
    Engine(s)
    Twin V 8.1's CWC Westerbeke Genset
    Posts
    865

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    What a great thread! Thank you!

    I had an awful day and I logged on here to read an relax, only to find a smile!!


  5. #25
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tacoma, WA
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    450 Sundancer
    Engine(s)
    3126 Cat's
    Posts
    1,819

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    Yes, after all the drama lately I thought this would lighten things up......

    Thank you all for your contributions... Keep 'em coming !
    Mark & Lina Flaten "Lina Lina" Tacoma, WA
    1998 450 Dancer 3126 Cats
    Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat."
    Theodore Roosevelt

  6. #26
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    2001 40 Sedan Bridge
    Engine(s)
    Cummins 6CTA
    Posts
    1,030

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al View Post
    Good one.

    When I use that type of reasoning with my wife when she buys stuff or want to buy stuff and she wants to justify it , I get the: "You , you have your boat" answer....
    - I'm getting that - and I haven't bought it yet
    Paul
    Previous....
    2005 280DA T4.3
    2005 185 Sport 4.3 - Sport Tower

  7. #27
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Wooster, OH
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    215 Weekender 2006
    Engine(s)
    Merc 5.0 MPI 260 HP
    Posts
    640

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    Irish Toast

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me
    life, between the legs of me wife!'
    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of
    the night'.
    She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?
    John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
    me wife.'
    'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
    corner.
    The man chuckled leeringly and said,
    'John won the prize last night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

    She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's
    only been there twice in the last four years... Once he fell asleep, and the
    other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
    Casey
    2006 Sea Ray
    215 WE 5.0L MPI Alpha One
    Lake Erie & Ohio Inland Lakes

  8. #28
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Shelton, CT
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    2000 215EC
    Engine(s)
    5.0 EFI Mercruiser Alpha
    Posts
    2,598

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
    A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says
    to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The
    birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the little sapling. The birch
    says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
    a son of a beech or a son of a birch?

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It
    is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
    however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
    ~Mark~
    "Tide the Knot"
    2000 215EC 5.0 EFI Alpha
    Shelton, CT



  9. #29
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    West Babylon, NY
    Boat
    Sea Ray
    Details
    2005 280 DA, Garmin 4208 "Ship Faced"
    Engine(s)
    Twin 5.0L Merc BIII
    Posts
    570

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    OK... here goes one of those genie lamp jokes!!

    Guy walks down a beach and find a genie lamp...rubs the lamp and out comes a genie. Typical story, guys gets 3 wishes BUT there is a caveat to the wish. Everything the guy wishes for his MIL (mother-in-law) gets twice the amount.

    The guy thinks really long and hard and comes up with 3 wishes

    1. I wish to have a mansion on top of a hill.

    Genie says... of course, but remember... your MIL will get a mansion twice the size on top of a hill twice as high.

    2. I wish to have a billion dollars

    Genie says... of course, but remember... your MIL will get 2 billion

    3. Guy says... beat me half to death!

  10. #30
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    hanson ma
    Boat
    searay
    Details
    1999 260 sundancer
    Engine(s)
    454 b3
    Posts
    93

    Re: Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    Little Johnys walkin by his parents room and hears some noises,so he opens the door,and theres his mother,bent over the dresser and his father behind her banging away,Johny doesnt say anything,but his father gives him a wink and a **** eating grin.....Johny walks away and closes the door

    A little while later the father goes looking for Johny.....cant find him anywhere.....finnally goes to Johnys room and opens the door......theres Johnys grandmother ,bent over johnys desk...and Johny behind her banging away !!!

    Johnys father goes "Johny ,what the hell do you think youre doing ???"

    Johny looks at him with a **** eatin grin and goes " It's not so funny when its your mother is it ?? !! "
    Last edited by mooney; 05-07-2009 at 09:27 AM.
    Dan Mooney
    99 260 sundancer
    7.4 br3
    Hanson Ma

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