Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Mototo]

After her son leaves for a party, the Mother decides to change the sheets, and accidentally notices an S&M magazine under the pillow. Shocked by such behavior, she calls up the Father to the room -

Mother (shouting): "What have we raised? What is there to do?! What are we going to do?!"
Father (calmly flipping through the pages of the magazine): "Well, one thing's certain: we're not spanking him ever again, that's for sure."

[Trucky]

I know many of you may already be looking forward to football season. Well, here's a little recap of last year...

Coincidence? Just wondering...

Alabama beat Arkansas,
and Arkansas fired their coach.

Alabama beat Tennessee,
and Tennessee fired their coach.

Alabama beat Auburn,
and Auburn fired their coach.

Then Alabama beat Notre Dame,
and the Pope resigned...

Darn, I wish the White House had a football team!