This guy needs a job,OMG

[1956olds]

was going to post this in the tiki bar but didnt want anyone to miss an opportunity to have a shot at this guy for an employee.
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/trd/3303147370.html

[Summer Fun II]

[Ka1oxd]

It is now gone! Posting pulled.

[MonacoMike]

When these things are posted, please copy the ad in the post as most of the time if it is that funny they are quickly deleted. MM

[mwph]

When these things are posted, please copy the ad in the post as most of the time if it is that funny they are quickly deleted. MM

Bottom line is that this guy wanted a job that he could "drink while on duty". "Not get really drunk, just keep the edge if you know wht I mean". "No narcotics or anything like that".

[techmitch]

Ha, still had it open:

Drinking on the job? (Oakland County)

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Date: 2012-09-28, 4:47PM EDT
Reply to this postReply to: jtx68-3303147370@job.craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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I need a job where I can drink on duty. Not get real drunk or anything, just keep the edge, if you know what I mean. No narcotics or anything like that. Please respond if you have a suitable position available. I look forward to hearing from you.
Louis

• Location: Oakland County
• Compensation: TBD
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3303147370

[OldSkool]

Maybe he can pick some work up in France.LOL

[Gofirstclass]

Hmmmmm, seems to me that one of the new stations in Detroit did a story a couple of years ago about a large group of Chrysler workers who hit the local taverns and parks on their lunch hours for a drink and a doobie.

Maybe this guy should apply there.

Or maybe he's fulfilling the req's for unemployment insurance. Now he can honestly tell the welfare office "Hey dude, I been applying for jobs on Craigslist for months and got no luck!"

[1956olds]

Thanks for your memory ,i forgot about the copy post thing.I wonder if he deleted it because he got hired so quickly?

[Pyrojodge]

If he got hired quickly posting that, I'm going to post my needs...

Design engineer looking for a 7 figure a year job where I work less then 10 hours a week from home. Free travel and gas card must be provided. Full travel arrangements 100% paid no questions asked a must. Also, must receive one free automobile (of my choice) every year as severance. Any interested companies please feel free to contact me.