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    Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

    Termite walks into a bar and askes where's the bar tender?
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    Husband: I got a text from Bill he said hi Wife: Did he say if he is ok? Husband: I don't know I just got a text from Bill and he said hi. Wife: did he say where he's living? Husband: I don't know I just got a text from Bill and he said hi. Wife: how is his wife and kids doing? Husband: I don't...
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    So let's hear about and see your cars.

    Here is one for this site
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    Skydiving for the first time the parachute will not open. Free falling not knowing what to do. He sees a guy wearing nothing more than street clothes heading up towards him as fast as he is falling down. As they pass next to each other. The parachuter yells to the guy. Do you know anything about...
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    The owner of a bar notices a new customer slamming shots. He approaches the guy and comments you should slow down your really getting wasted and I can't serv you anymore. The guy looks at him and says with a distained look just found out my oldest son is gay. The owner then talked with him for...
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    Official 390 E.C. Thread

    I even had to rebuild the dam mufflers they were leaking water.
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    Official 390 E.C. Thread

    in owning a 1990 39 express. I have to say if I had it to do all over I would have kept my 1986 32.5 Bayliner Conquest. All the years I owned her there were no problems with the water tank, fuel tank, windows leaking and head system. Way more storage then the Sea Ray, King size bed aft cabin...
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    When I was at Toledo Edison, they needed one of their big line trucks hauled by wrecker from Defiance, Ohio to Toledo. The regular driver was on vacation, I had a CDL so I volunteered. When I arrived at Defiance there was a Mcdonalds at the edge of town, so I pulled in I needed a good cup of...
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    A sign above the urinal. Don't look up here the joke is in your hand.
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    I wonder who Pete is and why we keep doing things for him.
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    CPAP vs Inspire implant

    I had the deviated septum operation it helped some. Recently I found out that the blood pressure meds I was taking would cause congestion in my sinuses. I now use Sinex before going to bed or whenever I find myself breathing through my mouth. Made a big difference in my sleeping. By the way...
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    In my family we don't hide crazy. We have a BBQ , give it a beer & wait for the show to start.
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    An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car… Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells, "Look what you did to my car…!!!” "You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" "Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't...
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    At the board meeting of a big company two guys were talking. The guy named Dave proceeded to tell how popular he was. And it was proven many times over as they became friends no matter where they went. Dave was well known. Becoming quit frustrated his buddy said isn’t there anywhere you go that...
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    I found out how to make my wife laugh. I took both of her hands in my hands looked her straight in the eyes and told her I was in charge of the house. She broke out laughing.
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    A pizza delivery person and gynecologist have something in common. They both can smell it but they can't eat it.
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    PIB in the 80s and 90s

    The 80s and 90s were the times to be at Put In Bay. Parties on all the docks. B Dock was one of the biggest party docks. What made B dock? The first person on the dock called who rafted off them till 6:00 pm Friday. This made sense with friends rafting off friends there were less problems. With...
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    A sign out front on a gay bar. All deliveries in rear.
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