Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

Joe gave them everything they needed anyway.

 

Did that once.

 

I think we could pretty much populate a separate thread with just Star Trek jokes.

 

The Indian chief's son decided he wanted a wife. He had his eye on a beautiful Indian girl and she had been looking back. The son told the Chief he wanted to marry her. The Chief looked at his son and told him you must first live in the woods and to learn how to treat a wife have sex with tree. After a month the son felt he was ready to marry. So, on the wedding night the Chief was in the tee pee to make sure his son had learned well. In the middle of getting all their clothes off the son up and ran out of the tent. When he came back, he had a stick. The Chief in shock looked at his son and asked what you going to do with that? The son looked at him and said first me check for bees' father.