Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Timeflys]

Another airline pilot joke…..
A pilot was out on a first date, having dinner with a young lady. He thought things were going well so after about an hour of talk, he says:
“Enough about me, let’s a talk about airplanes!”

 

[Steve S]

 

[Steve S]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Steve S]

 

[ttmott]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Overvolted]

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Dig the Narragansett berr sign in the background. Had a couple of cans on the slow ferry to Block Island a couple of weeks ago. Wish I could get some out west.

 

[TimW]

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If he’s implying the shirt is about him, he’s got the right beer in front of him!

 

[Pirate Lady]

THAT’S Madonna?

 

[Steve S]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Jus Cruisin]

@JayhawkCurtis

You're on a roll this morning. Plus, you get up as early as me. I was banging around the kitchen shortly after 4am today. Grrr.

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

@JayhawkCurtis

you get up as early as me. Grrr.

Its a curse, I can not sleep in, even when I am on vacation. I have never used a alarm clock in my life, I got it from my dad

 

[Christo]

THAT’S Madonna?
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I know right?? She looks like Jigsaw now, yikes!

 

[Tucker K5]

Its a curse, I can not sleep in, even when I am on vacation. I have never used a alarm clock in my life, I got it from my dad

Dang man!
Every time you post something personal I have to look and see who posted it because I think “that sounds like me”.

 

[Flyer5]