OK what can we do to match? Washington Post's Mensa Invitational Contest

[Pseudomind]

What words can some of us come up with? :smt043:smt043

Washington Post's Mensa Invitational Contest and Alternative Meanings for Common Words

I have to admit I like this one

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******. (seven letter word which begins with an "a" and ends with an "e")

 

[ghuskin]

optorectomy: severing of the nerve that runs from your eyes to your rectum, preventing a sh!tty outlook.