Husband: I got a text from Bill he said hi
Wife: Did he say if he is ok?
Husband: I don't know I just got a text from Bill and he said hi.
Wife: did he say where he's living?
Husband: I don't know I just got a text from Bill and he said hi.
Wife: how is his wife and kids doing?
Husband: I don't...
Skydiving for the first time the parachute will not open. Free falling not knowing what to do. He sees a guy wearing nothing more than street clothes heading up towards him as fast as he is falling down. As they pass next to each other. The parachuter yells to the guy. Do you know anything about...
The owner of a bar notices a new customer slamming shots.
He approaches the guy and comments you should slow down your really getting wasted and I can't serv you anymore. The guy looks at him and says with a distained look just found out my oldest son is gay. The owner then talked with him for...
in owning a 1990 39 express. I have to say if I had it to do all over I would have kept my 1986 32.5 Bayliner Conquest. All the years I owned her there were no problems with the water tank, fuel tank, windows leaking and head system. Way more storage then the Sea Ray, King size bed aft cabin...
When I was at Toledo Edison, they needed one of their big line trucks hauled by wrecker from Defiance, Ohio to Toledo. The regular driver was on vacation, I had a CDL so I volunteered. When I arrived at Defiance there was a Mcdonalds at the edge of town, so I pulled in I needed a good cup of...
I had the deviated septum operation it helped some. Recently I found out that the blood pressure meds I was taking would cause congestion in my sinuses. I now use Sinex before going to bed or whenever I find myself breathing through my mouth. Made a big difference in my sleeping. By the way...
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car…
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
He yells, "Look what you did to my car…!!!”
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't...