Funny Shit

[TimW]

 

[TimW]

 

[Stray Current]

meanwhile, in southwest Florida

 

[Stray Current]

 

[USMC(ret)]

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Stray Current]

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Flyer5]

 

[highslice]

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meanwhile, in southwest Florida

Hold my beer.

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Flyer5]

Hold my beer.

No kidding. I don't even consider that a good start. LOL

 

[USMC(ret)]

 

[Pirate Lady]

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So a guy offers a chick $1000 to lick her nipples, she agrees, so after 10 minutes of motor boating her tatas she said “are you gonna lick the nipples?”, he replies “oh hell no, I can’t afford that “.

 

[Stray Current]

 

[K-DUB]

 

[northshore]

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Ah Buffalo!

 

[Scott215]

While I agree with you, my youngest would have died when he was 6 if he wasn't wearing a helmet on his bike. Face planted so hard he broke his orbital bone and broke his nose between his eyes. It was horrific. I had my back to him when it happened and I didn't hear as much as I felt the impact through the concrete. Destroyed the helmet. Doc said he would have died without it. But then again we used to jump bikes across creeks. Had some epic wipeouts, but no one died....

I am glad your son is okay and that ended well thank God