David Letterman is an obsessed A$$

[wish2fish]

I have pretty much given up watching Letterman. Last night the Cincinnait Bengals Chad Ochocinco (fomerly Johnson) was supposed to be on so I was tempted but still didn't watch it. So I pick up my paper this morning and read that the Top 10 list was delivered by Chad Ochocinco. Here is the list:

Number 10: This book is all about my life as a hockey mom from Alaska.

Number 9: I was once put on the disabled list when they found an ocho in my cinco.

Number 8: During the season my QB Carson Palmer and I sleep in bunk beds.

Number 7: I’m going to ask Tom Hanks to play me in the movie.

Number 6: There’s nothing like winding down after a big game with a Red Bull and a DVR of “Tyra.”

Number 5: I like tacos.

Number 4: Brett Favre is so old, his Social Security Number is 1.

Number 3: Terrell Owens doesn’t like it when you criticize his teammate.

Number 2: I’m planning a special touchdown celebration that involves pulling a dancing raccoon out of my pants.

Number 1: I thank the Lord every day that I don’t play for the Lions.

While I think numbers 9 through 1 are funny, why is it Letterman has to throw something in there about Governer Palin? The guy is obsessed with her.

He botched up the intro....probably thinking of the Palin line!

Unfortunately you will have to watch an intro to view

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHXZ62wwmRE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[JediJD]

David who?

 

[Tonka Boater]

Though I am a conservative, I have to say that Palin brought this on herself. She was an unknown until McCain pulled her out of God's country then she quits her job running a state to cash in on her 15 minutes!?!?

What does that say about her? Would she have dropped out of the vice-president role to write a book after she realized there is more money in the private sector?

She's a hack.
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[VTSeaRay]

I have pretty much given up watching Letterman.

He probably tried to make advances on her, like all the other women he's been after. She set him in his place, and now he's hell-bent on getting back at her.

All pure speculation, but he does have his own personal vendetta going on it seems.

 

[wish2fish]

Though I am a conservative, I have to say that Palin brought this on herself. She was an unknown until McCain pulled her out of God's country then she quits her job running a state to cash in on her 15 minutes!?!?

What does that say about her? Would she have dropped out of the vice-president role to write a book after she realized there is more money in the private sector?

She's a hack.
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I think you are missing my point. How does she relate to chad Ochocinco?

 

[Woody]

Though I am a conservative, I have to say that Palin brought this on herself. She was an unknown until McCain pulled her out of God's country then she quits her job running a state to cash in on her 15 minutes!?!?

What does that say about her? Would she have dropped out of the vice-president role to write a book after she realized there is more money in the private sector?

She's a hack.
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She was damned if she did and damned if she didn't. Maybe she realized she was in over her head and would not be an effective representative of the people. Who knows. Does it matter. I'll give her credit for making the decision. I'll give her credit for having the balls to follow through, something a few more politicians ought to have..

 

[Tonka Boater]

She was damned if she did and damned if she didn't. Maybe she realized she was in over her head and would not be an effective representative of the people. Who knows. Does it matter. I'll give her credit for making the decision. I'll give her credit for having the balls to follow through, something a few more politicians ought to have..

I wouldn't call it balls or doing the right thing. She saw a narrow window where she had slim relevance and decided to cash in while she could. If she finished her term she'd be back to a nobody and nobody would waste a dime on her book...surprised anyone is now.
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[Tonka Boater]

I think you are missing my point. How does she relate to chad Ochocinco?

It was a blatant slam but who cares? Everyone knows they hate each other. How is it different than Schwarzenegger's hidden f-you message in his veto letter?

Like I said -- I'm a conservative and a recovering Republican but this partisan BS is nothing but worthless rhetoric that accomplishes nothing. I don't care if its Letterman, FOX, Schwarzenegger...it's all wasted BS.
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[fc3]

Don't forget that the leftists were filing bogus charge after charge against her. According to Alaskan law, she has to defend herself out of her own pocket. Her family doesn't have that kind of money.

I do not know why she stepped down and I doubt anyone else does either.

BTW, there's no David in the group The Lettermen. Furthermore, none of their last names are even Lettermen. It's just a group name. Don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Tonka Boater]

BTW, there's no David in the group The Lettermen. Furthermore, none of their last names are even Lettermen. It's just a group name. Don't know what you're talking about.

:huh: What does that mean?
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[sb in gp]

I'm guessing there are more boaters from MI than AK on this board. Is nobody going to defend the poor Lions?

 

[Arizona240DA]

Well, I certainly don’t like them at -4 against St. Louis.

I don’t give a damn about the politics, Palin is a good looking gal…

 

[Stray Cat]

IMO late night comedy died with Carson. He might have been a lot of things, but he was a comedian.

 

[skibum]

Based solely on the amount of fire directed at Palin, its easy to tell that she truly scares the hell out of her opponents. If she wasn't an effective threat, no one would pay her any attention. The louder the opposition screams, the more I support her.

She's a force to be reconed with to be sure...

 

[Half Off]

Based solely on the amount of fire directed at Palin, its easy to tell that she truly scares the hell out of her opponents. If she wasn't an effective threat, no one would pay her any attention. The louder the opposition screams, the more I support her.

She's a force to be reconed with to be sure...

Are you talking about Hillary?

 

[skibum]

Naaa... My beef with Hillary is that she is "Bill light". I didn't much care for full strength Bill, either. I never berated or used any vitriolic language against Hillary, I just oppose her overall philosophy.

Palin, on the other hand is a daily victim of attacks on her character, personality, looks, and family. No one has any factual, substantial arguments against her as a Governor. The best people can come up with is that she "quit". In reality, she is just moving on. FC3 mentioned the real reason that she left, so that she wouldn't have to spend her family into bankruptcy defending frivilous lawsuits.

I can't believe that I am saying this, but I would take Hillary over Obama for President any day. Crud, I'd take Don King over Obama. At least I know he loves his country.

 

[Tonka Boater]

Based solely on the amount of fire directed at Palin, its easy to tell that she truly scares the hell out of her opponents. If she wasn't an effective threat, no one would pay her any attention. The louder the opposition screams, the more I support her.

She's a force to be reconed with to be sure...

We already have a person in office with no experience and look how that's working for us. You really think that a "Regular Joe" hockey mom is what's best for this country.

She's no force -- a farce maybe -- but not a force.
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[VTSeaRay]

"We already have a person in office with no experience and look how that's working for us."

But it's more than his lack of experience, it's his entire headset and socialist ways. With his and the rest of the Dem's thinking that the best ways for them to get votes and stay in the government payroll, is to give all those folks that feel they are entitled handouts from those that work hard for their money as his guide to government.

-VtSeaRay

 

[ImpulseIII]

She's no force -- a farce maybe -- but not a force.
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This, coming from a guy who's state gave us Al Frankin as a US Senator !!?? Give me a break ! Talk about a farce!

 

[Tonka Boater]

This, coming from a guy who's state gave us Al Frankin as a US Senator !!?? Give me a break ! Talk about a farce!

No kidding -- Stewart Smalley for Senator. We're starting a proud tradition: Jesse Ventura and Al Franken.
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