Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Nater Potater]

This may be the funniest post in here…

Let us know when you get it…

How embarrassing! For some reason, I couldn’t see it on my desktop computer, but I did on the small screen on my phone. That, or my mind wasn’t that far in the gutter until you folks brought it to light. Either way, I missed it.

 

[Carpediem44DB]

This may be the funniest post in here…

Let us know when you get it…

I must be dense too

 

[Nater Potater]

I must be dense too

Don't see the book in his hands; see someone else's hair.

 

[Carpediem44DB]

Oh!

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JimG]

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[DougLas]

A beautiful lady ran into me at the airport lounge we had a few drinks and really started to like each other. I asked her if she would like to go out on a date. That would be fun only problem I have a flight to catch. He asked where to? She said Denver he looked at her in shock and said I'm heading there too. Maybe we can get together there. She agreed changed numbers then parted. Later in Denver while at a family reunion he saw her walk in. "Awkward."

 

[Steve S]

 

[RBB]

I am thinking refrigeration is the problem. Now that we have cold drinks.

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Gofirstclass]

 

[Gofirstclass]

 

[Gofirstclass]

 

[DougLas]

A termite sitting at a bar askes where is the bar tender?

 

[Halfhitch]

Little boys' mother sends him to the store to buy a loaf of bread
Headed back, he carries the bread in one hand and has the other stuck down in his pocket
On the way back he meets the priest walking the other way
Priest says "well young man, I see you have the staff of life in one hand, what do you have in the other?"
Little boy thinks for a moment and says "a loaf of bread"

 

[JayhawkCurtis]