Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Steve S]

 

[Nater Potater]

After my recent Prostate Exam, which was one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear....

She said...."Who Was That guy?"

When I turned fifty, I started getting annual physical checkups, and with a new-to-me doctor. Towards the end of the first one, he apologized that I'd have to get a prostate exam. I thought he was going to pass out when I told him "Don't bother; I do self-exams."

 

[mrsrobinson]

A man is waiting for the doctor to come in and start the prostate examination.

The young doctor comes in and greets the patient explaining that he will conduct the exam and grabs a pair of gloves.

The doctor then says “ Okay Steve this is your first Prostate exam, don’t get an errection.

The patient then replies “uhh my name is not Steve!?!”

The doctor says “ I know, my name is Steve”

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[MrHappy]

 

[Jus Cruisin]

The truth is hurting me right now...

 

[MrHappy]

 

[MrHappy]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Steve S]

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[Steve S]

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[Nater Potater]

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Thank you! Here I sit with a nasty head cold and this made me laugh, although in a strange, dying braying donkey sort of way.

 

[Pirate Lady]

FKN CIRCUS FREAK

 

[Pirate Lady]

But if he gets jammed up in Russia we will be free before you. Loser.

 

[Steve S]

Thank you! Here I sit with a nasty head cold and this made me laugh, although in a strange, dying braying donkey sort of way.

Glad I could make you laugh …

 

[Steve S]