Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em
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MonacoMike
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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*** goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*** goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
JayhawkCurtis
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MonacoMike
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- Sep 15, 2009
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- 2000 Cruisers 3870
8.2 Mercs
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- 85 Sea Ray Monaco 197
260hp Alpha 1
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,430
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- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,430
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,430
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,430
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,430
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
JayhawkCurtis
Nobody
- May 24, 2021
- 5,430
- Boat Info
- 2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
- Engines
- 350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
Gofirstclass
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What am I missing here??????
jmauld
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Leave it right where it is. You aren’t missing anything.
TimW
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Nothing that I see!
Bill Watson
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How about non-fat, low cal, disposable package?
TimW
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I don’t fall into the “bad hunter” category so I apparently need to work on my reading comprehension skills!!
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JayhawkCurtis
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its a test.... if you didnt buy one youre not woke..... and Brandon has driven up the price of saw dust to $7
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I was listening to this German fellow ramble on about rocket science and aerodynamics and a bunch of other bullshit the other day….. when he was finally done … I asked if you’re so smart do you know the square root of 81?….. he said no
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