Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Scott215]

My father Kent's . Long ago

 

[bobeast]

When I was 15, my dad would have me drive him to the store for PBR beer and Winstons, when he was too drunk to drive. Good times...

 

[Gofirstclass]

When I was about 6 and my 7 year old sister would take dad's case of empty PBR long necks to the store. We'd turn the bottles in and pick up a case of PBR's. We'd load the case of beer in our little red wagon and walk back home.

Times were sure different then, weren't they.

 

[JimG]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Stray Current]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[DougLas]

A pizza delivery person and gynecologist have something in common. They both can smell it but they can't eat it.

 

[Stray Current]

 

[Yendor]

 

[Yendor]

 

[Scott215]

Yendor that's f cking awesome

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[tc410]

"The Former Guy" aka Trump

Damn, I had it wrong all this time. I thought it was “The Fat Guy” aka Trump

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Nater Potater]

My wife would like that table.