Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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Punctuation went out the door with the Constitution and all of my rights due to Brandon. LOL
 
Say what you want about Lowe's, but they give veterans a 10% discount on everything, even things that are on sale.
Not everything. There's plenty that they don't, but I'll take what they give me.
Hone Depot does as well.
 
If I can put a robot in front of my machines ….I will in a heart beat. ….
If there isn’t a line at a big box store I will go to that but I am not waiting in line….self check out doesn’t bother me except Costco… I go to a lot of small business places hardware paint etc…. They can’t afford the automation….my local gas station went fully self checkout….I stopped going there….so for me it’s hit and miss
Really wish they had more self check machines at AutoZone. I hate it when I have to wait 10 min to buy a gallon of oil because the counter person is outside installing a battery.
 
HD has the vet discount, too.
My wife won’t go with me to Home Depot…. She is pissed off the founder is a hard core democrat…. This weekend she started harping on Chase bank where a good chunk of our retirement is…. She says with the CEO so invested in China and another hard core democrat she wants to move our investment….
On another sad note I went to McDonald’s for a coffee and the kid gave me the 10% seniors discount….. that hurt a bit since he didn’t even ask…. It’s a tough world out there
 
Just curious did the coffee at McDonald's give you diarrhea I'm being serious not joking
 
My wife won’t go with me to Home Depot…. She is pissed off the founder is a hard core democrat….

Kenneth Gerard Langone Sr. KSG (born September 16, 1935) is an American billionaire businessman, investor, and philanthropist, best known for organizing financing for the founders of The Home Depot.[1] He has been a major donor to the Republican Party.[2]
 

Kenneth Gerard Langone Sr. KSG (born September 16, 1935) is an American billionaire businessman, investor, and philanthropist, best known for organizing financing for the founders of The Home Depot.[1] He has been a major donor to the Republican Party.[2]
Oh no…. How old is that?…. He has completely flipped parties…. He is a hard core Trump hater now
 
My wife used to meet with their friends a few times a week at McDonald's for coffee and then she had to start bringing her own coffee
 
The Forbes article says November 10, 2023
For you critics this is a joke.

Jay ….. this is one example my wife gave me. Nikki is a democrat dressed up in a republican costume. It’s another example of a billionaire manipulating our democracy for something he wants.I don’t want to side track this thread … I could go on and on.

I protest Amazon my wife protests Home Depot and we still get along……obviously there is no sex but we are both right…. That’s what counts :)




 

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