Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Timeflys]

 

[Timeflys]

 

[Timeflys]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

My girlfriend accused me of cheating.

She is starting to sound alot like my wife.

 

[ErikE]

For all those college kids protesting and chanting death to America....who is going to pay your student loans for you if you get what you want?

 

[JMG]

After her fourth face-lift, a woman went for her follow up visit.
The doctor asked how she was doing, was she happy with the results, etc.

"Everything seems great! However, I have noticed a new mole just below my lip. Can you tell me what happened?"

The plastic surgeon looked, and said "Ma'am, that's your belly button."

"Oh!" she exclaimed, "that explains the goatee!"

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

For all those college kids protesting and chanting death to America....who is going to pay your student loans for you if you get what you want?

Not a joke

 

[TimW]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[tc410]

 

[Steve S]

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