2023 Splash!

This reminded me of a girl I once dated, and the "fist time" we "did it". She said "OMG are you inside me?" I thought "Wow, that is not what a man really wants to hear the first time..."

I shared this with her later and she said "Oh, no, it was not you, it had been so long I just could believe it was happening".
An android phone and you have had sex?…… now you are just showing off
 
This reminded me of a girl I once dated, and the "fist time" we "did it". She said "OMG are you inside me?" I thought "Wow, that is not what a man really wants to hear the first time...".
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You fisted her and she asked if you were inside her???
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This reminded me of a girl I once dated, and the "fist time" we "did it". She said "OMG are you inside me?" I thought "Wow, that is not what a man really wants to hear the first time..."

I shared this with her later and she said "Oh, no, it was not you, it had been so long I just could believe it was happening".
I know guy that had a similar situation...he was banging his girlfriend in the car, he said he was just pounding that thing, a screwing she'd never forget. Then she said 'you ain't in there', he said 'what you mean', she said 'your rubbing it between the cheek of my ass and the velour seat':eek::rolleyes:
 
I know guy that had a similar situation...he was banging his girlfriend in the car, he said he was just pounding that thing, a screwing she'd never forget. Then she said 'you ain't in there', he said 'what you mean', she said 'your rubbing it between the cheek of my ass and the velour seat':eek::rolleyes:
Ok, that gave me a really good laugh. I needed that this morning. Coincidentally we were in a car as well.
 
She went in today! And get this, Safe Harbor selling fuel at cost to members this year... at least that is what they told me at the dock (and they had a sign confirming it). Filled it up at $3/g, do it a few times and it will pay for winter storage.

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You don’t say where you’re from…. I’m $3.69 without a fancy sign…

Just saw the name on the trailer….. I had a dock there for a couple years under the covered slips…. Do you know Pete and Pam…. Good people…. I was in the next slip to them……You are right that’s a good price
 
You don’t say where you’re from…. I’m $3.69 without a fancy sign…

Just saw the name on the trailer….. I had a dock there for a couple years under the covered slips…. Do you know Pete and Pam…. Good people…. I was next door to them……You are right that’s a good price

I don't dock there, just winter storage. Pretty much everything around here is $4.25 - $5.00/gal, I do see the west side of Mich and Lake Erie going under $4 a few places.
 

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