Bikini forum due to popular demand

[TheWolfTC]

The "ASSMAN" cometh!!! Splendid stuff!

 

[Stray Current]

Yes, they were and everyone of them knows that parading around like that in front of us makes our ability to say no, non-functionable. Somehow the guy that designed the software that operates us, set it up so our "NO" button ceases to function when we get in close proximity to one of those things. All the owners of that equipment displayed in those photos are very aware of that glitch in our software and use it to get new furniture, new kitchen cabinets, countertops or any other thing they desire.

If you override the system and learn to call their bluffs and say no and truly don’t care, it’s a whole new game. Their programming can’t handle it

 

[techmitch]

Yes, they were and everyone of them knows that parading around like that in front of us makes our ability to say no, non-functionable. Somehow the guy that designed the software that operates us, set it up so our "NO" button ceases to function when we get in close proximity to one of those things. All the owners of that equipment displayed in those photos are very aware of that glitch in our software and use it to get new furniture, new kitchen cabinets, countertops or any other thing they desire.

The angle of the dangle increases with the heat of the meat.

 

[Stray Current]

The angle of the dangle increases with the heat of the meat.

the quote in your signature applies fully to the post you are replying to

 

[Joint Custody]

 

[bobeast]

I always wonder about all these poses with the girl pulling at their bikini strings. Do they teach that in bikini school or something?

 

[JMG]

According to a lot of the comments, most of them are probably trying to disguise their freakish hands.

 

[Dave - M]

Speaking for myself, I'm not looking at the hands.

 

[Stray Current]

None of you really give a sh*t that is not a bikini

 

[LTD.330]

Pretty sure I didn't scroll down for at least two minutes. Then when I backed out of thread, I clicked it again. Guess I lost my place.

 

[Joint Custody]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

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They all have nice… hands.

 

[Yendor]

 

[Blueone]

I should have been a plastic surgeon….. damn parents … why didn’t they know

 

[PlayDate]

I should have been a plastic surgeon….. damn parents … why didn’t they know

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Nice examples.........normally I might opine about the missing AI hands......but I find myself asking "do they really need hands"?

 

[Stray Current]

Nice examples.........normally I might opine about the missing AI hands......but I find myself asking "do they really need hands"?

Handys and sandwiches…

 

[Blueone]

Nice examples.........normally I might opine about the missing AI hands......but I find myself asking "do they really need hands"?

I know I know….. I had two options.. go plastic surgeon or go AI for the joke……

I’m pretty sure I’m over posters in my room

 

[scott1956]

This entire thread is beyond my pay grade LOL

 

[Skybolt]

...but I find myself asking "do they really need hands"?

Uhm, well yeah! - Can't let them do their job half assed can you?

 

[Joint Custody]