Why im depressed

[billnpat]

--Why I am depressed...



Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to

the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."

Today, the Government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc . .
I called a Suicide Hotline....had to press 1 for English



and was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck..... :smt089


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[Quint4]

Sad but true.

 

[rcknecht]

Bill, Don't let the world get you down... Be thankful that with the economy in dumps the waters are less crouded...

 

[billnpat]

Bill, Don't let the world get you down... Be thankful that with the economy in dumps the waters are less crouded...

But not deeper where i am anyway:smt089

 

[Pseudomind]

But not deeper where i am anyway:smt089

Remember even sailors at sea are never more then eight miles from land... :smt043 :smt043

Of course I like this best, when your gone, your gone. You no longer have to scratch your head or pull you ear and say to yourself, "did I turn the lights off before I left?" makes no difference, you're gone now so nothing matters now...not even if you have on clean tidy-whities :wow::wow:

 

[billnpat]

Remember even sailors at sea are never more then eight miles from land... :smt043 :smt043

Of course I like this best, when your gone, your gone. You no longer have to scratch your head or pull you ear and say to yourself, "did I turn the lights off before I left?" makes no difference, you're gone now so nothing matters now...not even if you have on clean tidy-whities :wow::wow:

YEAH!! I LIKE THAT ALSO.....:thumbsup:

 

[1956olds]

Im depressed because it rained all last weekend and i didnt go to my boat.Thats the first weekend i havent seen her since may 5th!!!! and i had today off but with 45-50mph gusts i may not get there untill late tomorrow if im lucky and the wedding rec eption (not mine)sucks enough i get to leave early enough to drive up there .and now they dropped the temps for sunday so im sure she wont be thrilled about that.

 

[Alex F]

--Why I am depressed...

Bill,

Just sign that check and let them winterize her before it gets too cold and call it a day....:lol:

By the time you get all your photos/videos organaized from summer trips, plan new trips for new season the spring will be just around the corner.

 

[billnpat]

Bill,

Just sign that check and let them winterize her before it gets too cold and call it a day....:lol:

By the time you get all your photos/videos organaized from summer trips, plan new trips for new season the spring will be just around the corner.

I LIKE THAT IDEA.....:thumbsup:

 

[Banagy]

I am also sad. Boat is winterized and stored in the pole barn til next spring: it's going to be a long winter.

 

[Summer Fun II]

Join club !!. :smt021 . I haven't been on or seen my boat in 50 days or so !!!. :wow: . :smt089 . :smt013 . :smt100