craigslist i cant belive it

Can't believe it hasn't been removed yet. What an idiot. Who wants a chick with a bass boat? I want a woman with a yacht.

Woman and Bass Boat wanted (anywhere)



Looking for a good woman who owns a nice Bass Boat. Ideal woman would be 42" tall, have a flat head, hinged jaw, no gag reflex, and have no teeth. Please send photo of boat. Thanks for checking my add.
 
i want a woman with a yacht and a liquor store
 
I think that ad might be true. I lived in Bay City, not too far from that neighborhood, and from my recollections of the women in that area, he's likely to get a lot of responses. :thumbsup:
 
Need a rich old lady, one foot in the grave a d the other on a banana peel....
 
Oddly reminicent of " Needed; Good woman, able to cook, sew, clean house, and do laundry. Must have boat and motor. Please send picture of boat and motor.
 
Gofirstclass said:
I think that ad might be true. I lived in Bay City, not too far from that neighborhood, and from my recollections of the women in that area, he's likely to get a lot of responses. :thumbsup:
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Things have changed quite a bit since the 1800's Mike. Those girls' all moved to NoCal.
 
1990-270-da-lover said:
Oddly reminicent of " Needed; Good woman, able to cook, sew, clean house, and do laundry. Must have boat and motor. Please send picture of boat and motor.
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This is what you are thinking of. Don't forget things like dig worms and clean fish...

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MM
 
"Looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt" that song seems to come to mind as I read this post
 
LOL that's it MM, Saw it bunch of years back and thought it hilarious. Yeah they gotta be able to dig worms and clean the fish. I knew I left something oout.
 
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