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Mr. Eastwood has always had a way with words….even though his below comments are unusually thoughtful, reflective, & cultured!
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Preparing to say goodbye... a message from Clint Eastwood
My Twilight Years at 90.
If you realize each day is a gift, you may be near my age. As I enjoy my twilight years, I am often struck by the inevitability that the party must end.
There will come a clear, cold morning when there isn't any "more."
No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat.

It seems to me that one of the important things to do before that morning comes, is to let everyone of your family and friends know that you care for them by finding simple ways to let them know your heartfelt beliefs and the guiding principles of your life so they can always say, "He was my friend, and I know where he stood."

So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow, please know this: I voted against, Biden, that incompetent, lying, flip-flopping, insincere, double-talking, radical socialist, terrorist excusing, bleeding heart, narcissistic, scientific and economic moron that spent eight years-in the White House with Obama trying to destroy our wonderful country and turn it into Muslim loving, socialist crap hole like he came from and I don’t mean Hawaii!
Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

Regards, Clint

Make My Day, and Pass it on !
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A fellow boater had ducks on his swim platform along with ducks leaving a mess on his platform. Solution, on a weekday he was on his boat no one around so he lite a couple of m80s threw them in the water to scare the ducks off for good. Problem was the ducks thought it was food and all swam to the m80s. So there were quite a few dead ducks to get rid of. No problem he loaded up all the dead ducks on his boat went out into the lake and dumped them problem solved. A week later a game warden was at his front door. Here someone in the marina saw what happened. They then turned him in. The game warden charged him with hunting ducks out of season.
 
Gofirstclass said:
Mr. Eastwood has always had a way with words….even though his below comments are unusually thoughtful, reflective, & cultured!
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Preparing to say goodbye... a message from Clint Eastwood
My Twilight Years at 90.
If you realize each day is a gift, you may be near my age. As I enjoy my twilight years, I am often struck by the inevitability that the party must end.
There will come a clear, cold morning when there isn't any "more."
No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat.

It seems to me that one of the important things to do before that morning comes, is to let everyone of your family and friends know that you care for them by finding simple ways to let them know your heartfelt beliefs and the guiding principles of your life so they can always say, "He was my friend, and I know where he stood."

So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow, please know this: I voted against, Biden, that incompetent, lying, flip-flopping, insincere, double-talking, radical socialist, terrorist excusing, bleeding heart, narcissistic, scientific and economic moron that spent eight years-in the White House with Obama trying to destroy our wonderful country and turn it into Muslim loving, socialist crap hole like he came from and I don’t mean Hawaii!
Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

Regards, Clint

Make My Day, and Pass it on !
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Unfortunately, he I don't think he wrote it.....

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/twilight-years/
 
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MonacoMike said:
Now that is a funny joke, it is a joke thread and, per usual, leftists don’t get jokes…
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Far from a "leftist" unless republican, ex business owners, never took a penny from the government until I started collecting SS when I retired at 62 is... Just far from an extremist AND I'm definitely on the "right" side of Michigan. ;)
 
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