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- 2008 44 Sedan Bridge
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Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet lit tle 80-year-old lady to say the & 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time', and a southern fairy tale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'!
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet lit tle 80-year-old lady to say the & 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time', and a southern fairy tale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'!
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.