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[Stray Current]

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No tan lines are better

 

[LTD.330]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703796007190843846

 

[Stray Current]

Customer: what caliber is that pistol printing in your pocket

Me: 9mm

Customer: you did a great job today, I don’t have any cash. Can I tip you in ammo?

Me: tips are never expected but I’ll never turn down ammo

:customer hands me box:

Only in Florida

 

[OllieC]

 

[Flyer5]

A couple in their 60s were having brunch with a couple old friends when the husband mentioned, "My doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I feel like it.". His wife, exasperated, clarified, "That's not what he said. He said you could have a stroke at any time!"

 

[Stray Current]

 

[Stray Current]

 

[Stray Current]

Yup

 

[Stray Current]

 

[OllieC]

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Limit the amount of forks to one. No one needs more than one fork.

 

[Stray Current]

Limit the amount of forks to one. No one needs more than one fork.

One of the first things I did when I moved to Florida was buy the biggest magazines I could for every gun I own to replace the New Jersey 10 round Max.

I also grabbed a couple of 42s for my mini 14s and a new M9A4 that holds 18+1

 

[OllieC]

I have a few 30rd .223/5.56 as well as 6.8SPC, but I prefer the 20rd if I can find them. Easier to count the boxes I’ve gone through ….plus it’s lighter.

 

[Stray Current]

I have a few 30rd .223/5.56 as well as 6.8SPC, but I prefer the 20rd if I can find them. Easier to count the boxes I’ve gone through ….plus it’s lighter.

Mr handsome with his namesake

 

[OllieC]

 

[Blueone]

If you have a daughter you’ll understand. I have one daughter left….. her boyfriend is not allowed in my house. Girls are a pain in the ass

 

[highslice]

If you have a daughter you’ll understand. I have one daughter left….. her boyfriend is not allowed in my house. Girls are a pain in the ass

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I always thought I wanted a daughter. After 2 sons, my wife was told she probably wouldn't survive another pregnancy, so we quit. Fast forward, my buddy's wife caught their 15 year old daughter banging her 18 year old boyfriend in their basement. A lot of drama ensued. That ended my remorse about not having a daughter.

 

[Mauler34Rod]

 

[Scott215]

Should have bought an air Boat

 

[Steve S]

I always thought I wanted a daughter. After 2 sons, my wife was told she probably wouldn't survive another pregnancy, so we quit. Fast forward, my buddy's wife caught their 15 year old daughter banging her 18 year old boyfriend in their basement. A lot of drama ensued. That ended my remorse about not having a daughter.

I had a buddy that had that happen. The father was a minister... His line was "Someone had better leave"...

 

[Mauler34Rod]