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[Scott215]

That's is awesome. You guys have heart, thanks

 

[Flyer5]

 

[highslice]

Take that dog out and shoot him, and I don’t mean Biden. I was mauled by a Hitler Dog (aka german shepherd) at 10yo. I would eradicate the species if i could. And dont tell me how your Rex, Killer, etc is a baby and wouldn’t hurt a soul. Vicious vile creatures. I’d rather trust a Rottweiler.

My shepherd was a beast. She was unbelievably protective of our house and family. Yep, she would maul your ass if you were on my property and didn't belong. But she was gentle as could be with family and friends.

I had a golden when my kids were born. He was the sweetest dog ever. But he was amazingly protective of my kids. He would give a warning if someone he didn't know approached one of the boys. One warning and then it was on. He was just as mean as our shepherd when it came to my kids.

I hate cats. They are dicks and I'm allergic. They remind me of @Iprof.

 

[Yendor]

. . . They remind me of @Iprof.

Wow . . . I reckon you R E A L L Y don't like cats!

"Hella Descriptive!", as Cartman would say.

 

[GirlyGirl1999]

If you have a daughter you’ll understand. I have one daughter left….. her boyfriend is not allowed in my house. Girls are a pain in the ass

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I hear you, I do have to stickup for my two sets of twin girls, one set 38 the other 23, no crazy boyfriends in HS all graduated in the top 20 (1A and 1B number 1) in their classes. No arrests, no unplanned pregnancies. Only thing they couldn’t master initially was driving, three of the four wrecked every car we’ve bought them. Number four has yet to get her license, she was afraid of hurting someone, she gets it next month. All have graduated and make good money and have paired up with stellar young men. Twin 1A has a boy 10. My son? I’ll leave it at that. He’s doing great now his wife is an angel. Two boys 10 and 7. But before that in his 20’s it was akin to pushing a rope up hill. Guess I got lucky.
Jon

 

[Scott215]

Hey Pirate ,your cat watches the same shows as me LOL

 

[Nater Potater]

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At least you could have posted the address!

 

[Scott215]

@flier5 very cheap prices where is it

 

[Flyer5]

 

[highslice]

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That's not as easy as it looks.

 

[Bill Curtis]

Take that dog out and shoot him, and I don’t mean Biden. I was mauled by a Hitler Dog (aka german shepherd) at 10yo. I would eradicate the species if i could. And dont tell me how your Rex, Killer, etc is a baby and wouldn’t hurt a soul. Vicious vile creatures. I’d rather trust a Rottweiler.

I could say the same about some / lots of people.... Bitter much?

That dog is a product of it's environment / crap owners and has never been trained properly. But since it has bitten 10 times, I would suspect breaking him of it is too late now.

Have had 4 GSD's (last one died yesterday) and never did one bite someone that didn't deserve it. NEVER...

 

[bobeast]

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It must be very bad head. They charge more without it.

 

[JMG]

It must be very bad head. They charge more without it.

What does a man say about the worst bj of his life?

"It was AWESOME!"

 

[Nater Potater]

What does a man say about the worst bj of his life?

"It was AWESOME!"

Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really, really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

 

[GirlyGirl1999]

What does a man say about the worst bj of his life?

"It was AWESOME!"

Falls into my category of, “there’s no such thing as bad, just different grades of good”

 

[OllieC]

 

[Yendor]

 

[OllieC]

David Lee Roth vs Steven Tyler

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[OllieC]

This is an old one, but I still think it’s some funny shit.

 

[Nater Potater]

This is an old one, but I still think it’s some funny shit.

"No floaters, Granny's gonna smack you with the Good Book!"