Inner Peace

[Hampton]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

 

[Mike-n-Jolie]

Yes!

 

[comsnark]

ah. . .the inner calm is also accompanied by and inner warmth. . . . . . hmmmmmmm

 

[fc3]

Here you go, inner peas.

 

[fwebster]

Is that as close as you can come to giving a southerner green balls?

 

[Stray Cat]

I thought guys from Jersey would sooner have you pick your own damn peas. I just new he had a softer side.

 

[billandamy]

:lol: gracias!