Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Nater Potater]

Do you know the loudest noise in the jungle ?


Giraffes eating cherries

"What's the loudest sound in the forest?"

"Euell Gibbons passing a pinecone!" Boy, I just dated myself something fierce!

 

[OllieC]

Everyone under 30: who's Neil Young?

Everyone age 31-60: didn't realize Neil Young was still alive.

Everyone 61+: What's Spotify?

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[fr8dog]

 

[Carpediem44DB]

Please don't ask me to explain this joke
Carpe Diem

 

[TimW]

Please don't ask me to explain this joke
Carpe Diem

Only to Demonrats

 

[MrHappy]

 

[TimW]

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Bottom section kinda superfluous, isn't it?

 

[Gofirstclass]

If you're tall you have a choice. Shorter people don't get that opportunity.

 

[Timeflys]

I guess that depends on your definition of “short”.

 

[Windjammer]

 

[TimW]

If you're tall you have a choice. Shorter people don't get that opportunity.

Just go for a high arch!!

 

[OllieC]

 

[Pirate Lady]

Inside joke, but it does sound like there's a fair contingency of folks familiar with British iron who can relate;
"Why do the British drink warm beer?"
"Lucas makes their fridges!"

First car was a Triumph Spitfire. Second motorcycle was a Triumph Bonneville. OH! I so get this one!

 

[Spark600]

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I still have this in my garage, Lots of fun.

 

[Timeflys]

Another line for the British company with reference to their automotive wiring:

Lucas…..the company that invented darkness!

 

[Nater Potater]

Another line for the British company with reference to their automotive wiring:

Lucas…..the company that invented darkness!

I saw it on a t-shirt at a British bike show as "Lucas, Prince of Darkness"

 

[my3sons]

Happy Groundhog’s Day

 

[OllieC]