northshore
Well-Known Member
- Jan 17, 2011
- 2,106
- Boat Info
- 1989 340 Sundancer
Raymarine E90W Radar/Chartplotter
- Engines
- Twin 454 Mercruiser 340's
Random thoughts and one-liners
1. A bus station is where the bus stops. A train station is where the train stops. On your desk is a workstation.
2. If God is watching us, the least we can do is to be entertaining.
3. I saw a woman wearing a shirt with “GUESS” on it, so I said, “Implants?”
4. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
5. You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice.
6. My opinion may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
7. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
8. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
9. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
10. If Bill Gates had a dollar for every time I had to reboot my compu…. Oh, wait, he does!
11. Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
12. Cemeteries are raising the cost of burial plots, and blaming it on the cost of living.
13. Well aren’t YOU a waste of two billion years of evolution?
14. We are all time travelers – moving exactly at the rate of 60 minutes per hour.
15. Smith & Wesson – the original point and click interface.
16. The easiest job in the world is a coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst that could happen? If everything went wrong, you might get a pulse.
17. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them It’s either my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
18. If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.
19. My drinking team has a bowling problem.
20. If a leper gives you the finger, should you give it back?
21. Tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. Almost kept dying.
22. Rap is to music as Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
23. If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
24. Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
If any of this offends you, consider the purchase of some thicker skin....
1. A bus station is where the bus stops. A train station is where the train stops. On your desk is a workstation.
2. If God is watching us, the least we can do is to be entertaining.
3. I saw a woman wearing a shirt with “GUESS” on it, so I said, “Implants?”
4. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
5. You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice.
6. My opinion may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
7. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
8. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
9. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
10. If Bill Gates had a dollar for every time I had to reboot my compu…. Oh, wait, he does!
11. Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
12. Cemeteries are raising the cost of burial plots, and blaming it on the cost of living.
13. Well aren’t YOU a waste of two billion years of evolution?
14. We are all time travelers – moving exactly at the rate of 60 minutes per hour.
15. Smith & Wesson – the original point and click interface.
16. The easiest job in the world is a coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst that could happen? If everything went wrong, you might get a pulse.
17. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them It’s either my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
18. If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.
19. My drinking team has a bowling problem.
20. If a leper gives you the finger, should you give it back?
21. Tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. Almost kept dying.
22. Rap is to music as Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
23. If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
24. Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
If any of this offends you, consider the purchase of some thicker skin....