Phasma
Phasma2128
Symptoms: need to pace, sweaty palms, spending hours every day logged into CSR. Overwhelming compulsion to wax, marathon watching boating videos on YouTube. Anxiety, depression and cravings for Captain Morgan, cold beer, Jimmy Buffett and Kenny Chesney music. I’m wearing cargo shorts, Tommy Bahama shirt, sunglasses and flip flops sitting in front of the fireplace.