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- Apr 23, 2008
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- Boat Info
- 2006 Searay Sport 205 w/ Monster Tower and Kicker Amp.
Towing w/ 2018 Mercedes GLE350
- Engines
- Merc 4.3L MPI Alpha (220hp)
Why is it that 99% of all Corvette owners drive their car like they are in a no wake zone with a 50 foot yacht? I say 99% because once in a blue moon I will catch a lunitic behind the wheel, but its very rare, and its probably not his/hers. I understand its a midlife crisis car and they aren't exactly cheap, but come on! These guys treat it like its a luxury car worth millions. God forbid a rock hits there bumper/hood at speeds in excess of 55MPH. Its called paint and its gonna chip... thats why they have autobody shops. If you want to go slow get yourself a golf cart and drive around the neighborhood... not a "sports" car. Owning a vet is not going to make you feel any younger.... mashing the gas pedal, hitting the corners, and finding out what the top speed on the car is should do the trick. Heck you may end up with some more hair on your head or balls.
PS. Sorry for my rant, but I've been stuck behind one of these guys everyday for the past couple of weeks. Not to mention its never been the same guy...
Note* I would recommend going german for all the rest of you guys reading this, going through a midlife crisis and considering purchasing a vette. If you bought the boat instead... good choice. O and if you don't intend on taking advantage of the "sport" features of a sport car, I would also recommend the new Smart car. You can save some money in gas to put in your shiny boat
Please don't take this personally if you are a vette owner. Just sell it and get your girl some new diamonds
PS. Sorry for my rant, but I've been stuck behind one of these guys everyday for the past couple of weeks. Not to mention its never been the same guy...
Note* I would recommend going german for all the rest of you guys reading this, going through a midlife crisis and considering purchasing a vette. If you bought the boat instead... good choice. O and if you don't intend on taking advantage of the "sport" features of a sport car, I would also recommend the new Smart car. You can save some money in gas to put in your shiny boat
Please don't take this personally if you are a vette owner. Just sell it and get your girl some new diamonds