Darwin Candidate or How to remove yourself from the gene pool.

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PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida (WTSP) — A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought. It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh. Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.

The above link has some additional commentary which suggests that the 18 year old was carrying the firearm without a holster and managed to shoot himself.
 
Bought it at a party, eh? I guess he should have paid a few bucks extra and bought the owner's manual.
 
Well, there is one in every village and he's obviously the one for Port St. Lucie:)
 
at least he probably won't contribute to the next generation of stupid.
 
His next Darwin Award is to buy a B-Sinker. :lol: . :smt043
 
I can see him at some point acting all "gangsta" and saying to some poor "homie" "I will shoot you in your junk! I can cause I seen me do it before!":smt021
 
at least he probably won't contribute to the next generation of stupid.

Nope, thanks to the fine work by Dr. Kransky and Dr. Ultshuller , Clevon should regain full reproductive functions!


(If you have not seen the movie "Idiocracy" we are so headed there!)
 
Found 2 new candidates!


[video=youtube;QfyFBZpWoWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfyFBZpWoWE[/video]
 
Found 2 new candidates!


[video=youtube;QfyFBZpWoWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfyFBZpWoWE[/video]


I've seen that happen to Wile E. Coyote a lot when I was a kid. He must have gotten his grenade from the ACME surplus store too. I have a feeling those two are not long for this world. I just hope they keep videoing their bright ideas.
 

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