Last night I went to a Christmas party. I had a few eggnogs, followed by some beers, a few cocktails, and then of course a few shots.
I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I've never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waived it past. I arrived home safely with no incident. This was both a relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even remember where I got it, now that it is in my garage, I'm not sure what to do with it.
Back in the day my best friend drove for a wrecker service. We used to go to the bars and towed my car around.