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[highslice]

I had a buddy that had that happen. The father was a minister... His line was "Someone had better leave"...

Had it been my daughter, he had better run....

 

[Stray Current]

Just a gentle reminder for our snow pigeons as we saunter 3 wide doing 27 in a 55 heading into the winter season

Image credit: someone who understands the struggle

 

[Stray Current]

Just @ me next time, damn…

 

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[WaveDancer01]

I always thought I wanted a daughter. After 2 sons, my wife was told she probably wouldn't survive another pregnancy, so we quit. Fast forward, my buddy's wife caught their 15 year old daughter banging her 18 year old boyfriend in their basement. A lot of drama ensued. That ended my remorse about not having a daughter.

We have a son and a daughter, now both grown and married. When they were in high school I would say, "When you have a son, you have to worry about one boy. When you have a daughter, you have to worry about all the boys in town."

 

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[northshore]

Just a gentle reminder for our snow pigeons as we saunter 3 wide doing 27 in a 55 heading into the winter season
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Image credit: someone who understands the struggle

I'm torn by this.
As much as I feel your pain at least we don't have them here doing that crap for few months out of the year.
When you see Florida plates up here in summer, you become afraid - very afraid.
The best bumper sticker I ever saw in Florida was:

"When I get old I'm going to move up north and drive really slow!"

Honorable mention:

"I love manatees (especially deep fried!)"

 

[Stray Current]

I'm torn by this.
As much as I feel your pain at least we don't have them here doing that crap for few months out of the year.
When you see Florida plates up here in summer, you become afraid - very afraid.
The best bumper sticker I ever saw in Florida was:

"When I get old I'm going to move up north and drive really slow!"

Honorable mention:

"I love manatees (especially deep fried!)"

It drives me absolutely crazy with the amount of time I spend in my gps tracked service truck .Yesterday I spent several miles behind two Ohio plates and a Florida plate running three wide doing 31 in a 50. And they made sure to stack up at every light in formation.

Next time you have some fried manatee cutlets try some Korean gochujang sauce with it, outstanding!

 

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[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Yendor]

Ha Ha
And here they thought they upgraded from Lightfoot.

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Stray Current]

 

[Stray Current]

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I should call her…

 

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[Nater Potater]

Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache

"We are so grateful to our beloved Trudeau for helping Canada move past this dark and humiliating chapter," said MP Anna Gainey. "Just look at him! He's so dreamy, eh?"

Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache

OTTAWA — After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canada's dictator Justin Trudeau attempted to distract from the controversy by unveiling some cool new facial hair.

babylonbee.com

 

[Scott215]

This world just gets more effed up everyday