Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and then exchanged sandwiches.
 
I had to post these two pics I took this morning as we left WalMart but I couldn't think of a better place to post them than in the Joke Thread.

Can y'all say "What a f'ing idiot?" with me? Only a Bronco fan would disrespect a nice pickup that way.

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A teacher is asking her elementary students if they had any thoughts of what they wanted to be in the job market when they grow up. Little Billy jumps up out of his seat and with excitement says. I want to be a big king drug dealer making billions a year. I'll have a big house, big boats, a lot of cars, and all kinds of cash to spend and to throw at my bitch.
After finally settling down the class from all the laughter.
The teacher looks at Mary. Well now Mary what would you like to be when you grow up? " I want to be Billy's bitch"
 
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