Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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Hulk Hogan, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.

Hulk said, “I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?”

Brad Pitt said, “I’m pretty sure I’m the hottest man alive but I’ve never confirmed it.”

J-Lo agreed. “I’m told I’m the sexiest of them all, but some times I wonder.”

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the Wicked Queen’s mirror to confirm for themselves whether Hulk Hogan was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and J-Lo was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Hulk walked up with a smile. “Well, it’s true. The mirror told me I am the strongest man in the world.”

J-Lo walked in and boasted “It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the sexiest woman in the world.”

Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and said “Who the heck is this GFC? “
 
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