Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Flyer5]

 

[Nater Potater]

Isn't that already in the bikini thread? Something about "flippers"?

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Halfhitch]

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Nater Potater]

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How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

BY TASTE!!!

 

[Nater Potater]

A GP is paying for a purchase with a check. He reaches into his inside pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer. Reaching into his pocket a second time presents another rectal thermometer! Opening his jacket to look into his pocket, he proclaims "Some asshole's got my pen!"

 

[Steve S]

 

[northshore]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Blueone]

 

[MrHappy]

Redneck engineering

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JimG]

 

[Flyer5]

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RIGHT!!!!!!

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Halfhitch]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]