Favorite Movie Line

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?
 
Allow myself to introduce...myself
I am Richy Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah... Austin Powers

Is this the real Cesar's Palace? The hang over...
 
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial]There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Our pockets were full of money so there was no need on that score, but, as they say, money isn't everything.[/FONT]
 
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial]There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Our pockets were full of money so there was no need on that score, but, as they say, money isn't everything.[/FONT]

Yeow. A Clockwork Orange. That's pretty dark stuff Spookeay!
 
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f'ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f'n' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? - Goodfellas
 
Vinny: Is it possible, the two utes...
Judge: Eh, the two what? Uh, uh, what was that word?
Vinny: Uh, what word?
Judge: Two what?
Vinny: What?
Judge: Uh, did you say 'Utes'?
Vinny: Yeah, two utes.
Judge: What is a ute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two YOUTHS.
 
Dying ain't much of a living boy- Clint Eastwood-Outlaw Josey Wales

I am here to kick ass and chew bublbe gum and i am all out of bubble gum- Rowdy Roddy Piper- They Live
 
~Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...~
-Captain Jack Sparrow
(come on now, no Pirates of the Carib!?!?! and you HAVE to say that line with a rum drunken Keith Richards slurry british accent!) :)
 
"Roads where we are going we don't need roads" Doc Brown in Back to the Future

"Do they think that we have a shortage of a--holes out here? Well not so far"-Keanu Reeves --Point Break

"You are one Ugly M F" --Arnold in Predator

The mexican cattle rustler to John Wayne "Senor there must be some mistake. Wayne "You made it."--Rio Grande

"Are you in my class? "I am today dude." --Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Hey man you just stepped in dog sh--t." "It happens."--Forest Gump

"Go ahead make my day."-- Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

"There is do or do not there is no try." --Yoda Star Wars
 
Thornton Melon: What's your favorite subject?
Bubbles: Poetry.
Thornton Melon: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow

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Diane: I'd love to go with you, but I've got a class right now.
Thornton Melon: Well, why don't you come and see me some time when you have no class.
 
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Gunnery Sgt Hartman

About the first 45 min or so of Full Metal Jacket is full of some of the best ever quotes
 
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! (Wedding Crashers)
 
This one time, at band camp..
 

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