Favorite Movie Line

[fc3]

OK. I'll play

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
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Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!
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Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: 1-2-3-4-5
President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes!
President Skroob: That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
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Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
President Skroob: I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?
Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
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Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

 

[fc3]

Frank, I never saw you as a Space Ball.

"You just moved up a notch in my book, that puts you at notch one." Snoops character in Starsky and Hutch.

I'm surprised that Mel Brooks movies are so poorly represented here. Oh well.

 

[fc3]

my wife needs no prompting...

 

[jwfoster4]

Iceman: You up for this one, Maverick?
Maverick: Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.

 

[370Dancer]

John Candy: "I'm a MOG. Half man, half Dog. I'm my own best friend....."

 

[Nehalennia]

Two:
"Lighten up Frances" Stripes

and this one I found:
[video=youtube;SkzV5AIK8iM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM[/video]

 

[Spookeay]

Now in after thought,,,,, this is one that brings a tear to my eye. I quoted it one December as we went past Young s Island to a friend who's first time it was on a on a boat. Always choked me up.....



The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line; throw off your stern. You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten Pound Island. Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up: black backs, herring gulls, big dump ducks. The sun hits ya - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy; you're in charge. Ya know what? You're a goddam swordboat captain! Is there any thing better in the world?

 

[fc3]

and this one I found:
[youtube]SkzV5AIK8iM[/youtube]

Winner!

From The Ghost Breakers (1940)

Thanks, Todd. Have to rent that one.

I handed my wife the iPod touch with that video. She kept looking at me like I was weird for giving her a movie clip about Zombies. She lost it at the end.

 

[edbaughman]

General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up, sir!
Soldiers: Blown up, sir!



General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.

General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir

General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
John Winger: That's a fact, Jack.
Soldiers: That's a fact, Jack.

 

[PIRATES BOOTY]

Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?

From Tombstone

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

From The Fifth Element

 

[rcknecht]

Winner!

From The Ghost Breakers (1940)

Thanks, Todd. Have to rent that one.

I handed my wife the iPod touch with that video. She kept looking at me like I was weird for giving her a movie clip about Zombies. She lost it at the end.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: this is a good one...